How to Sell a Good Lie on the Internet?
It’s simple. Just make a story.
Can you believe that someone lives a whole year just eating bananas? Oh yes, you do. It can be true because a whole set of stories, events, footage, and schedules is presented to the face of the world.
Now when you already are reading it up to here, you probably also have an idea how can it be done. If not, keep reading.
You can set a camera and record your movements in a single day, with seven to ten different clothes. You can make different faces too. The first one is puggy morning, second is of luminous noon and the last one of the blemish night.
If you don’t have time, just take a day off! What you are about to do is worth it.
The next is to show some bananas. At least two-three dozens of it. God! you love bananas, don’t you? Eat a few of them like you have hunger of the past life. Make sure that you film each eating event at the same angle and place, but with different clothes.
After changing a few clothes and filming some shots, (a few days in the video) make a gushy face like you are bored with eating bananas and deliberately want to munch on some buffalo wings or the big bite burger.
Tell your people that you loved eating at Mc-Donalds. Earn some affection by stating that you might not be able to continue this after a few days and make a weepy face. With this, you are halfway into telling the lie.
Even though I know that you are faking, I will watch your video to see what’s next and believe it is true.
It is time when you need some changes in your story. You suddenly have gained some benefits by now and time has arrived that you should become more expressive.
The advantages of banana and its health benefits are all over the internet. It takes a mere 10 minutes to research whatever required to pat the pug. Be sure that you find some scientific information on the health benefit to sound more genuine.
You can tell that you feel much lighter and energetic now. Also, you have lost 12 pounds weight in a short time and the marks on your face have gotten lighter; thanks to the antioxidants in the fruit. Do not forget to mention banana with its dietary fibers increases bulk in your stool, and you feel much relaxed than before sitting in the toilette. Your hunger tendency has decreased, and you feel fresh and comfortable even after eating a dozen bananas.
Banana is a great fruit with abundant phosphorus, proteins, and dietary fibers. Moreover, each banana contains more than 110 calories and a few of them at a time is enough to keep a person full.
You can replay some banana munching shots along with it. A light makeup to your face can show the shining tint of your face. You must also admit that eating bananas every day is big trouble and you have forgotten the taste of food. It will make you sound realistic. But, the charm on your face has to be compelling enough that you will continue it for a year now.
Ask your people if they want to wish you good luck? I wish you a good buck.
Fast forward with months labeled on the bottom, and 11 months just passed. You look different now; Thanks to the great camera that can easily make you somewhat slim and sturdy.
Your muscles have tightened and you feel much healthier. But you are taking vitamin supplements to fulfill the nutrients that are not found in bananas. Some negativity is essential to fill in the gaps. Blood tests show that hemoglobin has decreased, and your body could respond due to the deficiency of some vital nutrients.
But there is not much worry for there isn’t any feeling of weakness. You feel you can easily lift a truck.
The year passed with only bananas as your diet. Thank everyone that you are still alive and healthy. You have done it, and only a jump can express your cheers.
Banana has done its magic now. At the end of the day, you conclude that Bananas can not just keep you alive, but make you a better version of yourself.
Although banana is a highly nourishing and beneficial fruit, it is the gift of the camera and acting expertise that convinces everyone. But of course, MR. BANANA recommends. You should be eating it every day.
In the end, the actor tells everyone to eat more bananas for its health benefits. He can even show footage of banana peels, which is intentionally created for you to see. The great recyclable organic waste to produce more bananas.
But not in reality, can he advise you to stay only on a diet of banana for a whole year? It’s just because nobody can. Neither did he.
But I enthusiastically watch it and believe it to be true; because the video has 1M+ views. I really wish it were.